Paris summary

One of Paris Hilton’s earliest childhood memories is of an after-party at the Waldorf-Astoria. She was sitting on Andy Warhol’s lap, drawing pictures. 

“This girl is going to be a star,” Warhol used to say. And he was right!

Anyway, this anecdote gives you a pretty good idea of Paris Hilton’s life – a life of fame, wealth, and parties. 

So, no surprises here, but Paris loves to party. As a Hilton, it’s basically in her DNA. She grew up going to family parties that were like carnivals, complete with pony rides, bouncy castles, and petting zoos.

And when Paris went to a club for the first time, aged 12, it blew her mind. Lights! Music! Fashion! It was as if she felt a change in her body chemistry. Her ADHD brain couldn’t get enough. 

That’s another thing you need to know – Paris has ADHD. She finds it hard to focus sometimes, and she tends to jump from one thing to another. Like that time when…

Wait. Where were we?

Right, parties. 

So Paris has had some pretty epic parties in her life. Her twenty-first birthday stands out as one of the most epic, spanning several days and time zones. It was probably the best twenty-first birthday party since Marie Antoinette. 

To top it all off, Paris even went sky-diving the day after. It was terrifying but also, like…a spiritual experience. Probably better when you’re not hungover though.

Speaking of, here are some of Paris’s essential tips for partying like a pro:

One, stay hydrated. Two, get tipsy, not drunk. It’s gross. And three, wear comfy clothes and sturdy boots so you can dance till dawn and, if necessary, climb out of windows or over fences.

Climbing and escaping are two skills that Paris has perfected through experience. More on that later.

Anyway, Paris got so good at partying that people started paying her just to show up. She’s proud to be considered the OG influencer.

Being a party girl is a legitimate skill, by the way. It’s not just about standing there, looking pretty – a mannequin can do that. 

A professional party girl adds value to an event – she’s a facilitator, a diplomat. Knowing how to curate a crowd is a skill too. And choosing the right music. There’s a lot to it!

But partying is only part of Paris’s career. Her resume includes modeling, acting, writing, recording music, and DJing.

By the way – did you know that she became the highest-paid female DJ in the world? Like, a million dollars for a gig. As Paris herself would say, “That’s hot.”

But we’re digressing again…back to parties.

As we mentioned, Paris started partying young. She wasn’t drinking or taking drugs, but I guess you could say she was a typical teenager. 

You know, sneaking out to go to parties, raving till the early hours, getting followed by the paparazzi…the usual.

Little did she know that her party habit was about to change her life forever. And by “change,” we mean “fuck up.”

Things were about to get totally fucked up.