5 mins
Introducing Blink-ku: The World’s Best Nonfiction Books in Verse
Accessible for Everyone
by Caitlin Schiller | Apr 1 2015
For one low monthly price you can start learning with Blink-ku today, or choose our carefree installment plan:
- 14 pounds of fresh Maine lobster, delivered bi-weekly
- 10% of your yearly income the first year proceeding the promotion you’re sure to score with Blink-ku**
- 3 dozen Starbucks gift cards (the kind with the puppy on it) and
- Your firstborn child†
** Results may vary
† Firstborn child must be trained to read, write, and summarize poems within first four months of life. Illiterates will not be accepted as legal tender.