Introducing Blink-ku: The World’s Best Nonfiction Books in Verse

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• 14 pounds of fresh Maine lobster, delivered bi-weekly
• 10% of your yearly income the first year proceeding the promotion you’re sure to score with Blink-ku**
• 3 dozen Starbucks gift cards (the kind with the puppy on it) and
• Your firstborn child†

** Results may vary
† Firstborn child must be trained to read, write, and summarize poems within first four months of life. Illiterates will not be accepted as legal tender.

*Source: https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/how-be-brilliant/201206/why-we-remember-song-lyrics-so-well. Image Credit: brain by Mark McCormick (CC BY 3.0), feather by iconsmind.com (CC BY 3.0)